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Jersey Girls are bad ass…these girls take more pride in their appearance than any girl in any other state in the U.S. they’re not all trash and are only here for a good time. they keep it real, never pump gas, and call all the shots…every guy wants a jersey girl and girls from other states want to be like jersey girls. they’re one of a kind bad ass chicks who know how to drive, know how to dance, can out drink any non-jersey girl, and are all about the attitude. and unless you’re looking to get your ass kicked…don’t cross one because they’re the only hell their mamas ever raised. but they’ll show you a good time like you’ll never see anywhere else. they’re true kick ass queens.
jersey girls never die…and only the good die young
When a girl wipes back to front and smooshes it around.
I tried to go down on my girl, but she was serving up a Jersey Smore and I wasn't having it.
Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush
two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in
A personality complex often found in people living in the state of New Jersey. Individuals with the Jersey attitude are typically loud, prideful, always in a hurry, act like they know it all, and look down on anyone that doesn't view New Jersey with the same level of pride they do. They tend to be closed minded and won't move out of New Jersey even if they dislike multiple aspects of the state because their home state is all they know and they'd rather settle for comfortable mediocrity than explore the unknown that could elevate their life tenfold.
That girl bragged about never pumping her own gas and got in my face to defend her lack of talent when I suggested she learn that basic life skill-she really has the Jersey attitude.
To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.
Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.
When a woman farts on your penis.
"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.