Jesus Gel

Using water to style your hair when no hair product is available.

Judas; Dude, lets go chat those girls up
Jesus; Yeah man, but my hair is a mess
Judas; You got any wax or spray?
Jesus; No man. Fuck it I'll use Jesus Gel

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Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

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Jesus Sneakers

Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.

Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.

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eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

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Jesus

For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "

Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!

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Jesus

Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.

Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).

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Jesus

The lords of lords the kings of kings

Jesus is king

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