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The day where everyone in Instagram spams their close friends story so much you can't see the space between the dashes.
"Bro, have you seen Stacy's close friends?"
"Yeah ik. It's July 25th"
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You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
National give any girl a hug and a kiss day
Girl: hey do you know what today is?
Boy: Yes!! July 31st and i chose you
the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)
meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old
July 31st is national send and receive nudes from James. On this day james will send and receive nudes, but only with his girlfriend, as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers.
Today is July 31st...James and his girlfriends lucky day!
It's July 31st, send a nude to your significant other... hell send a nude to anyone ITS NATIONAL NUDE DAY