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Putting a metal or metallic flashlight (or lighter) in to someones ass to perform anal sex. In which the "receiver's" nose lights up like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
After Steve "silver lighted" Bill, he no longer needed a night light to find his way to the refrigerator. And Bill could also auto-light his own farts.
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The name of a guy that is a suspected homosexual but not confirmed yet. Everyone nows that he is but he hasn't come out of the closet yet so the people around are being nice and trying to get him out to people.
Devon: Hey are you inviting that fag to the party?
Josh: Yeah, everyone said that it would be nice..."hey, light boy you're invited to my party"
Ricky(light boy): Oh my god really!!!
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When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave
"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)
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hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle
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I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.
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Carefree , easy going , not overly concerned with trivial things
I can't help but being light on my feet the situation
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A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.
After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2
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