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Greatsest band to ever walk on earth... ever since Sublime lost bradly nowell bud and eric decided to keep the band a love and meet up with some of there friend from long beach cali. So they became Long Beach Dub allstars
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A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.
Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.
Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.
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The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
A common phenomenon many actors face, mostly child actors, when the public can only see them as their breakout role character, no matter how many other movies they do. Derived from Sixteen Candles character, Long Duk Dong, who was the first to face this phenomenon.
Jimmy: I just saw Gedde Watanabe's new movie, but I only see him as Long Duk Dong!
Jeff: Typical Long Duk Dong syndrome.
The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
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A try hard at call of duty
What are you doing?
Playing a game
You are such a heet (long hair dude)
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