Peg leg bitch

Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.

Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?

I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"

Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...

Six Legged Torbatasaurus

It is an animal that has six legs. The front part is Nick , standing up. The rear half is Dan down on all fours doinghis brown nosw routine.

I was walking to the parking garage when all of a sudden the Six Legged Torbatasaurus appeared and was making it way up to the lab.

break a leg sleeping

You tell this to a person when you want to wish someone a good nights sleep.

-Break a leg sleeping. -Thanks

one-legged kangaroo

Sexual position originated in Brazil.

Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"

1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other

2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls

3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.

4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')

A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.

A sexual position that can not be left out in your list of positions: the one-legged kangaroo.

your mom's legs

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

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carrie underwoods legs

the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.

google carrie underwoods legs fool

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Off my leg

The desire to be left alone by someone or something that wants something from you or wants to do something to you. Example: a puppy or dog that wants to hump your leg

Hottie: All the guys know I broke up with my boyfriend, and now I can't get them off my leg.

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