Lesbian

Lesbian is a word that was created by 8th grade girls. Lesbian was made a word because girls didn’t like being called homosexual-(homosexual means that you like people with the same gender as you.) I guess girls just don’t like guys? Also a man can’t be lesbian...

Me: Hi Pepe.
Pepe:Hello!
Pepe:Did you know that R.T is lesbian!
Me:No?

LATER;

Me:Hey R.T.
R.T:Hi!
Me:Pepe said that you’re gay... Is that true?
R.T:EXCUSE ME? GAY? WHAT? IM LESBIAN! IDIOT!
Me:They mean the same thing! Except lesbian is only used by girls!

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Lesbian Biker Gang

An all female group of people who like to hang out and ride their bikes. Often deny they are lesbian, even though it is extremely obvious they are.

Morgan: Want to join our biker gang?
Adam: No, I do not want to join your lesbian biker gang.
Morgan: We're not lesbian!
Cassie: Grr!!! Lesbian attack!

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Giant Lesbian Vagina

Acting like a giant pussy. Not having a backbone to stand up for anything. Taking the option of bailing everytime it is available. Being totally pussywhipped.

Giant Lesbian Vagina abv. GLV

Man Sam is such a Giant Lesbian Vagina! He won't even stand up to his girlfriend! Pfft weak dude, weak.

I cant believe how much of a GLV i was dude, i wouldnt even like hook up with her!

How can it take loz a month to tell mickyt, shes such a GLV!

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Your Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "your Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Your Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

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Penis van Lesbian

An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.

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Platonic Lesbian Love

A deep, deep love for your best girly friend, that, although appearing overtly sexual to outsiders, is fact completely innocuous.

Can be abbreviated to PLL.

<3

1) I Platonic Lesbian Love you

2) Emma and Alex are Platonic Lesbian Lovers

3) Every year, Emma and Alex celebrate PLL Day

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lesbian prison rape

not unheard of in prisons, dildos are smuggled in inside prisoners' pussys. the lesbian prison rape is carried out by causing the "victim" to drop their soap in the showers and, when they bend over to pick it up, ramming them up the ass with a dildo.

aargh beii that way some rich shit nigga lesbian prison rape fuck going doooooooooooown

tell me bout it mush, that bitch's ass got fucked up!

true, true

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