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A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
purple kiss. just purple kiss.
purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!
A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
Anything that is determine to be a piece.
That's a damn piece machine.
When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.
Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...