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Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.
Mexican Mud Slide
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It's when you go to a shady strip club in downtown Indianapolis and while you're getting a lap dance the stripper has diarrhea all over your lap. Bonus points if you have to explain to your wife/girlfriend why you have brownie batter all over your clothes.
man me and john went to the strip club last night you'll never guess what he had happen to him.
oh man did get an Indiana Mud Bath?
yep sure did stank-ass poo everywhere, his shirt, jeans and shoes were destroyed.
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When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse
Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.
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A word "irix" made up to convince us all he doesn't have a room full of D&D crap where he plays MUDs. He claims it is a place to put dirty shoes, but by his own admission, houses ancient SGI hardware.
<irix> I have a worthless quad proc origin 2000 sitting in my mud room : (
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When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
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The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.
I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!
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When your done railing your girls(or guys for you homos) asshole and you lay your muddy dick between their ass cheeks and squeeze them together, leaving chocolate bunny ears.
Zack laid back and enjoyed the mud bunny he had just left on brad after he was done plowing his chili hole while yelling where is thumpkin
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