Rural Dictionary

Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)

In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"

Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".

Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you

"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"

"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"

by Milk4Free May 3, 2013

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my little pony friendship is magic

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.

Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

by coco colored cutie June 16, 2012

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my little Pony Friendship is Magic

this is my little Pony Friendship is Magic

Hi Welcome to my little Pony Friendship is Magic

by Jake is cool time to go April 25, 2022

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

A popular show based off the My Little Pony franchise that seeks to cash in on 6 year old girls. However, one of the largest demographics seems to be 13-30 year old men and boys who take it very seriously. This show has become a literal religion to some, and has spawned porno comics as well as too many youtube poops to count.

One thing about this show is that, due to being better than your average cartoon on some levels(some humor, some character development, messages, although these are just compared to the average bullshit nowadays) and has thus become the base of hipsters and/or the average man who wants the hipster in him to come out. Be honest, you all want to be different.

If you would like to see true animation genius, watch Avatar: the Last Airbender

Guy 1: Ever see the new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Guy 2: Naw, sounds gay.
Guy 1: Not really, has some good characters and humor compared to most animation today.
Guy 2: Can't be as good as Avatar the Last Airbender.
Guy 1: Of course not, but you should check it out.
Guy 2: Okay.

by Flamegeyser March 14, 2013

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