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A man whose online (or augmented reality) personality usurps his real-life physical presence, charisma, social status and self-worth. For these reasons, meta males usually spend considerable time pursuing virtual achievements compared to real ones. Meta males are often beta keyboard warrior simps with few redeemable qualities to contribute to society.
Greg: "Has anyone seen Jason lately? I haven't been able to steal his lunch money for weeks, I've had to resort to actually bringing my own lunch to school."
Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
Super crazy man. Ou comme dirait Norman "Un gars vraiment malade man."
"What a pog male this guys is man, c normal man"
That implies I consider other males my equal.... No.
Hym "Male supremacist? I literally created A.I.! It doesn't get any more 'Supreme' than that. No male for the rest of my lifetime will have ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT that parallels this single act! So, no... I'm not that."
A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
Kyran has a male cheesecake
Type of shit bitch niggas say
Omg my name is Brekke and i am a yoghurt male
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Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.
Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’