Random
Source Code
Random
A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.
A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.
Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.
That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith
Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP
Matt- gets offended easily, sensitive , tries to use women for money , farts and blames others lmfao on that one ! Good looking but needs to fix his life goals and some company he keeps around .
Matt- good looking dude for a friend ... that is it
He looks like a llama and he is a simp.
Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp