muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.
Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!
A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.
He is being such a muffin pants!
The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
One who fornicates with heavy set women.
"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."