lava nigger

A duragatory term for native Hawaiian people.

On the last day of school the lava niggers like to play "kill howly."

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nigger trickery

any poorly thought out plan intended to deceive others in order to accomplish the tricker's goal. More often than not, these plans fail miserably.

Person 1:

hey whats that over there?

person 2:

:looks and turns back to see person one going through his brief case:
What the hell do you think you're doing? You're nigger trickery won't work on me.

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nigger in the woodpile

an unknown person who is the cause
of a problem, or is an obstacle to
solving a problem

"Bob won't even return my call... something else is going on here, must
be a nigger in the woodpile somewhere.

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Nigger Foot

When the bottom of your feet turn black from the dirt and dust kicked up while wearing flip flops. Most noticeable when you kick off the flops and cross your leg, bearing the filthy black bottom of your foot to all.

Dave had some really bad nigger foot after wearing his flip flops to the swap meet

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sea nigger

Black people who have learned to swim and will one day try to take over the oceans, then eventually the world. They will have alliances with the most powerful people in the world. As long as they are promised kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon they will harn none. If you deny them then they will seek their revenge.

I once was swimming in the ocean and a sea nigger tried to eat me, because I once denied them kool-aid. Being terrified they were going to kill me I fled the country and moved to the UK.

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Nigger Wagon

A stereotypical vehicle driven by black people, such as a Cadillac DeVille or a Lincoln Continental. Not to be confused with Gangsta Wagons, which more often than not have hydraulic kits and other such modifications.

Hey, look over there. DeShawn just got his new Nigger Wagon.

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nigger-mobile

Car that has more money in the wheels than the rest of it and rattles itself apart from the c-rap that is always blaring from it.

Car that's loaded with wannabe gang-banging fools.

You see that nigger-mobile?

Which one, this place is infested?

The one that's loosing parts going down the road...

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