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When an individual's nipples are abnormally low on their chest or breasts, commonly found on men suffering from gynecomastia.
Ricky is definitely suffering from Low Nipple Disorder (LND).
Deadliest of all twist nipple twists, the black widow nipple twist often leaves its victims defenseless and ready to be snacked on following sexy time.
I'm gonna love ya...
like a black widow nipple twist.
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Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah
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When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).
eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"
"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."
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A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
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“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”
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a man flicks a lactating women's left nipple 6 times as he yells "turn on the GOD DAMN light" an equal number of times as if he where turning on a light switch, spraying the man with boobie juice thus making emit a whitish glow like a light bulb.
I just turned on the North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch and now i'm covered in milk!!