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When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
Ice-skating into someone fullspeed
‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’
‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11
A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.
A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.
My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!
The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line
Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.
Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.