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A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.
Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line
Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.
Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".
A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.
Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.
When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.
Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.