mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

6👍 15👎

nose hair

A haven for the crabs VD lice.

"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree

6👍 15👎

nappy hair

the little annoying hairs that grow in a dodgy direction from your hairline.

Woah, look at that nappy hair.

91👍 384👎

emo hair

A really old hairstyle these white kids have called "emo hair"...if only they knew that the hairstyle is really what black women from the 90's wore. Then they'd go back to their dull blonde hairstyles and not call it "emo hair" anymore. YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD!!

"Haha! My mom's friend had that hairstyle like ten years ago, loser!"

69👍 287👎

Doll Hair

Hair Plugs gong terribly wrong. When your to cheep to pay for enough plugs to cover your "spot" and they don't even make a dent.

Have you seen Greg. He just recovered from his procedure and I don't have the heart to to tell him he has Doll Hair.

16👍 54👎

hair band

A group of waifish white male performers donning tight leather pants and an implied endorsement of AquaNet hairspray.

Posion was the grand holy mother of all 80's hair bands.

5👍 12👎

Nate hairs

the long stringy hairs that grow around ones nipples

"damn dude look at your nate hairs, you need to trim that shit"

2👍 3👎