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When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
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It's what you get when you see something really nice.
"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."
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someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila
hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"
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What the person reading this sees when they look down
Bro you have such a tiny penis
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A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.
Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."
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A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.
"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."
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