5 Hour Energy

Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥

Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!

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cleanup on aisle 5

slang for jizzing all over place prematurely

dude:oh baby, oh baby,(jizzes everywere) oh shit
dude's chick: cleanup on aisle 5

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Call of Duty 5

Game made by Treyarch set in the WWII in the Pacific Ocean. You are either a U.S. soldier who fights the Japanese or a Russian soldier who fights the Germans. A must for any CoD fan.

Treyarch actually did good this time and presented this kick ass game called Call of Duty 5!

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4-5-6

From an automatic win when rolling dice in ceelo, used as an adjective to describe any best-case scenario.

"I found a winning lottery ticket in my new office after my promotion when I was banging the infertile supermodel secretary they imported for me. Today was 4-5-6."

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5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

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5 foot-nothing

Someone who is 5 feet tall

"how tall is your sister?"
"5 foot-nothing"

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K/5 blazer

yeah, i got a 1970 with 454 and TH400 tranny. I will beat your ass on the track, and on the trail.

My truck is more powerful.

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