One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

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lobo one

The name for a cheap ass golf cart used to haul the fat ass security guards around the campus of LHS.

"Hey man.. lets jack lobo one our senior year, so that Officer Adams will have to walk!"

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One-bell

The act of ringing someone's mobile (cellular) phone so that it rings just the once. This ensures that both the dialler and the diallee simultaneously now have the other person's number in their phones; and by hanging up before the conversation element of the call begins, any expense is negated.

This is used primarily in a face-to-face situation, such as when someone replaces their phone and needs to both re-acquire his friend's numbers and let them know his new number; or after two people meet for the first time and wish to exchange numbers.

"Mike, one-bell me so I get your number. Mine's 079..."

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solo one

Solo one is a graffiti artist that placed over a million stickers worldwide and becoming the most up writer in the history of British Graffiti. He pioneered the use of Royal mail post office delivery stickers for this task during the years 1997 to 2002. Solo one continues to paint illegal graffiti even today.

Post Office stickers had to be withdrawn because of Solo One.

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strap one on

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

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Rule One

Literal translation is 'don't be a pussy'. Most often used when berating someone with 'you forgot rule one' implying that if one has forgotten rule one then they're indeed a pussy.

Dan: I'm a little tired, my boots are chaffing and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction.
Gora: You're in violation of rule one. Get over that kicker.

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Masia One

from Toronto
Female Singaporean Rapper

probably the best female rapper i ever heard www.masiaone.com

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