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Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.
(it's almost never correct)
Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
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The alcohol flush reaction that looks like a sun-burnt.
"A: Wow did you go to the beach today? You got a sun-burnt!
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."
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A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
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The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante
"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"
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A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.
Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!
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As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
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Hold a beer bottle out horizontally down where ur package is, then have a girl (or guy if ur into that) get down on their knees. Then open the bottle and have them drink it. It will resemble the act of giving head. Hence the name "Beer head." I guess you could shake it up first and try to get it to spray all over them if you wanted. The possiblities are endless. enjoy!
"who wants to give me beer head?"
"haha yeah dude that was awsome, she gave you beer head"
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