milk senpai

milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk.

René: "notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!"
Dani: "psh skrub she will never notice you."

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Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

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Milk Duster

A goatee which is long enough to touch the top of milk in a glass.

Hey! nice milk duster.

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Choccy Milk

One of the best online friends of the person writing this. Choccy, if you ever see this: HELLO

Choccy Milk is my bestie

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Salt milk

Semen

His salt milk tastes of other men.

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goat milk

the most holy liquid from the deepest pits of hell

but don't talk about the goat cheese, we don't do that.

me must shower ourselves in goat milk ;)

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Mythic Milk

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

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