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When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
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To beat the fuck out of your dick.
Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.
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A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
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When you wank into last nights posh wank condom
Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!
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Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.
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A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "
Tom " Wank-Toss "
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The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.
One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.
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