playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

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Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

playa can't play

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played

Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!

Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.

The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.