playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

say slime play that

say slime play that is a universal ad-lib that can be used in any given conversation.

Azu: Yoo Maddie just scored a goal.

Stafford: Ayeeee say slime play that.

TJ: Wow, you beat me again
KaMya: Yessir, say slime play that

play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.

The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.

Exclusive (Role Play)

Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.

I am exclusive (role play) with my writing partner.

playa can't play

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played

Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

Playing Xbox

To finger a girl while using your thumb to play with her clit, using only one hand.

"Yeah, she thought I was really good at Playing Xbox and said she'd like to play with me again."