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When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.
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When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.
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Why is it called a Snow White Russian?
Because it’ll knock you out and you’re likely to wake up with a strange dude in your mouth.
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Having sex with a Russina on a dirtbike
My friend got a new dirtbike and had Russian Road Head with a foreign exchange student.
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The act of sticking your ammunition into a Russian weapon
Vlad : How about we hit the Russian glory hole
Steve : The what?
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Give/get a creampie. If you or your partner gets pregnant, you kill yourself.
Bro 1: i really can't decide if I should kill myself or keep on living.
Bro 2: why don't u let ur cock decide. Do the creampie russian roulette.
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When a menstruating woman leaves a bloody imprint of her vagina on a person, place or thing
My girlfriend left a Russian Paw Print on my Egyptian cotton sheets
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