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A blowjob-preferably from a 1 night stand, strange or a hooker-as it usually rough and nasty.
Man, I picked a ho up by the liquor store and got a neckbone sandwich in the woods for 12 bucks.
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A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.
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mistake, accident, or otherwise unwanted outcome.
man grunts. expects a fart. ends up with a ghetto sandwich. when you think you'se be fartin' and you end up with some shit between yo' ass cheeks. gas bomb gone wrong (excess collateral damage). feel the horseradish. a particularly spicy shit.
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Sexual Intercorse were you have two women on top of each other and you fuck between were their stomachs meet, and you nut. Hints the name syrup sandwich.
“Dude I just did a syrup sandwich with your sisters“
„“Dude WTF"
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A cock sandwich is made when a man inserts his erect penis in between two pieces of bread and has his girl chew on it. Although the teeth-to-dick impact may hurt, it arouses some fetishists.
Hey, wanna taste my cock sandwich?
Dude my dick hurts because my girl chomped down on my cock sandwich last night.
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anal sex with a girl whose intestine is packed with feces
"I;m pretty full from lasts nights big dinner. Wanna gimme a dookie sandwich?
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the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
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