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A blowjob-preferably from a 1 night stand, strange or a hooker-as it usually rough and nasty.
Man, I picked a ho up by the liquor store and got a neckbone sandwich in the woods for 12 bucks.
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A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.
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mistake, accident, or otherwise unwanted outcome.
man grunts. expects a fart. ends up with a ghetto sandwich. when you think you'se be fartin' and you end up with some shit between yo' ass cheeks. gas bomb gone wrong (excess collateral damage). feel the horseradish. a particularly spicy shit.
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Sexual Intercorse were you have two women on top of each other and you fuck between were their stomachs meet, and you nut. Hints the name syrup sandwich.
“Dude I just did a syrup sandwich with your sisters“
„“Dude WTF"
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A cock sandwich is made when a man inserts his erect penis in between two pieces of bread and has his girl chew on it. Although the teeth-to-dick impact may hurt, it arouses some fetishists.
Hey, wanna taste my cock sandwich?
Dude my dick hurts because my girl chomped down on my cock sandwich last night.
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An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"
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when two rockstars hug one person at the same time. this usualy happens in meet and greets.
diehard: OH MY GOD! I WAS IN A ROCKER SANDWICH WITH PETE WENTZ AND JOE TROHMAN
t33ni3: ZOMG! UR LUKi3!!!! WAiT WHOZ JOE?!?!
diehard:teenie
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