90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second cousin-in-law is a good person.

second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.
3- 2C-in-law.

My second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.

second-cousin-in-law.

Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.