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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.
I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.
While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.
Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.
When you have the bread in the middle and the meat on the top and bottom
I'm loving this Joe Sloppy right now
An alcoholic beverage created by mixing apple flavored Vodka and Coca-Cola.
Konrad: Bartender! Serve me up a sloppy pajama!
Kobe (Bartender) : order up!
An alcoholic beverage created by mixing apple flavored vodka with coca-cola.
Konrad: Bartender! Serve me a sloppy pajama!
Kobe (Bartender): One sloppy Pajama coming up!
A sexual act between two consensual humans involving a male or female receiving Oral sex at the same time as getting a Foot Job.
Bro, that girl over there gives the craziest sloppy flipper. I didnt even think it was possible!