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Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."
When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"
When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.
Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks