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Sending a text message of random curse words to someone.
Sally: are you comming to the party later?
Steve: Fuck fuck shit ballicker ballicker
Sally: Wow! I never knew that you had Terext syndrome!
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Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM
Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.
My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.
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When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.
O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.
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Huts Syndrome is a contageous neurological disorder characterized by multiple involuntary movements and uncontrollable vocalizations called tics that come and go over years. In a few cases, such tics can include inappropriate words and/or phrases.
HS patients may utter strange and unacceptable sounds, words, or phrases. It is not uncommon for a person with TS to continuously clear his or her throat, cough, sniff, grunt, or yell out phrases such as "YEAH!" or "HEAD!?" Recently, sufferers of HS have been changing their name to NATE.
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A rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. There is currently no explanation for this condition. It affects less than 0.01% of the population.
(regarding a goth) "She's such a loser. I bet she wishes she had Maartechen Syndrome."
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(n.) The feeling of X-TREME pain and discomfort accompanied by the discoloration of the knuckles and pinky caused by playing Guitar Hero II for over 5 hours straight.
Teacher: d00d, wtf happened to your hand lolz? It'z all malformed and Y3110|/\|!!!11!!one!
Billy's Friend: He's got MAJOR GH Syndrome.
Billy: I was trying to play Freebird on expert for like, 10 hours. Oh god... I can't feel my pinky >_<!
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When you go out to eat, and you order way more than you can actually eat.
James and Jem order an appetizer, and full meals. They're full once they finish their appetizer, and are to stuffed to even eat their meals. They have Chelos syndrome.
James: "I'm going to order chicken wings, potato skins, and the steak meal"
Jem: "you know you won't be able to finish that, you have chelos syndrome right now"
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