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Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.

NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!

by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011

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wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

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Turd Lip

When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.

She had turd lip

by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010

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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.

I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.

by Jay Langley January 19, 2010

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Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009

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Turd Ghost

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

by DivineFarter May 6, 2011

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turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 31, 2015

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