Chip O'Latte

A porn star with a small brown cock

Have you seen that flick with Chip O'Latte, he does have a very small weiner

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

is she chips?

chips: the definition of ugly and just chopped !
( ugly, hideous, unattractive. etc )

“bro is she chips?” is basically saying “bro is she chopped (ugly)?”

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

Chips and salsa

Ari

Ari is chips and salsa