Chode

A penis/dick that’s short and wider than it is long. Basically a 2 inch, or calling a dick small

I heard Jamal has a chode 😂, his junk is like 2 inches!

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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a chode.

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FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.

Chode

A short but wide dick.

Blake: "Damo has a chode!"
Damo: "at least I don't have hiv!"

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Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.