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The female begins by giving the male a handjob. At the point of ejaculation she then points said cock straight in the air so his cum falls all over his own penis. She then continues to blow him.
Tess gave me a Turkish Cream-sickle last night... I'll probably marry her
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The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.
Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.
Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."
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The term used to describe one who enjoys eating whipped cream on certain foods (and even drinks), such as Muffins, Biscuits and lemonade.
Person 1: "Hey do you want some whipped cream on that biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah I love whipped cream, Im a Whip Cream Junkie!"
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When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie
Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night
Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time
Guy 1: Hell yeah
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When you fuck a woman in the ass and then you make her suck you off till you cum !!
Oh I gave your mom a chocolate cream sickle last night !!
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When you have sex with a girl who's on her period, you jizz on her chin, and rub it around with your penis. This can only be done in December.
Playa 1: "dude what'd you get for christmas?"
Playa 2: "my girlfriend let me give her a raspberry cream Santa."
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Another term for masturbating or jacking off (flapping your "noodle" so that you ejaculate resulting in pleasure)
Guy 1: Hey why weren't you out with Monica yesterday?
Guy 2: Because she won't suck me off, so I decided I would rather go spillin' the cream fillin'.
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