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If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Meth.
John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!
Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.
John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
Place where people from Mass buy houses and ski. Kind of fancy. No NH residents ski there.
Oh yes we drive from Newton MA to our house at Loon Mountain in New Hampshire.
When the male appendage is so small, that an erection is often mistaken for a jessica's mountain.
He still has a jessica's mountain when he's standing up, oh my god, it's a Hunter's Mountain
Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters