soup snake

a mans penis

damn dude she was a good fuck she swallowed all the soup from my soup snake!

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Snake Woman

A term foe a shemale or preop transexual.

That's a snake woman.

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snakes in her head

When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.

"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"

"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."

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Bitch Ass Snake

Word given to irrelevant slutty women like Kat who are snakes and untrustworthy whores only trying to act relevant. Large number of them, like Kat, tend to be meth heads.

Damn, that woman is surely a Bitch Ass Snake

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There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

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one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

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sexy muffin snake

as seen in jenna marble's video on how to make pet names.
according to her if you use her "formula" you can come up with pet names that are non offensive to most people and creative.
you add an adjective to something delicious and add all that onto an animal.

guy: "hey can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "well sure you sexy muffin snake!"
guy: "i think i'm in love."

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