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The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.
Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"
The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.
I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!
When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.
That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.
When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.
"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"
When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole
Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked