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A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".
"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"
Going down on a woman. Suck on her clit. Eating pussy.
Lisa: How good in bed is Earl?
Jackie: He has a small dick but is great at giving hood.
Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.
"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
A hooded plover is another word for foreskin.
Mate he isn't a hooded plover!
Strewth did not expect that one
When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me
When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.
Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.
2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.
Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends met eachother
Add me to your hood friendship story