Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.
"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"
A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?
Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz
wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
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(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: โYES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.โ
Man 2: โcongrats, I fucking suck.โ