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When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food
my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48
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Ammunition Is An Issue In The Resident Evil Trading Card Game
Ammunition Is An Issue In The Resident Evil Trading Card Game
Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!
A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
Older man who marries much younger immigrants
to arrange getting a green card for sex
My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen