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When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.
There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!
To play the Palestinian card is to portray oneself as an innocent victim to deflect responsibility and to evoke feelings of empathy and pity.
Although he was caught on tape, he played the Palestinian card to convince everyone he didn't do it.
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A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!
The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.
When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.
Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.
Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.