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Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.
bonus points if you’re baked (high)
1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”
2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.
Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!
A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.
A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.
The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...
Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!
The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.
I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.
Dried up worms on the sidewalk.
"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "