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The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.
“That guy is oop.”
“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”
An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.
Hey look there's Chris tye!
Oh shit be careful he might steal your kids!
The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast
I fucked Chris’s mom last night
A guy with more spunk round his mouth and arsehole than in his soul.
That gay guy's covered in jizz. What a Chris Downie!
Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.
“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”
“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”