weekend warrior weed

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.

what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.

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horny goat weed

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

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Marvin Gaye weed

A powerful strain of cannabis. After one hit, users are inclined to say "What's goin' on?"

This is called Trainwreck, and it is classified as Marvin Gaye weed.

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santa claus weed

weed that comes from your parents

I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed

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School into weed meanings

A set of terms that are used for weed terms:
Homework-Weed
Backpack-bong
Handbag(messenger)-pipe
Sentences-Bowl(s)
Essay-Getting Baked
Pencil-Blunt
Pen-Joint
Teacher-dealer
Principal-Cops

detention-Getting caught
Teachers Pet-Snitch

School into weed meanings example

example 1
Me-Hey guys this weekend gonna get some homework

Billy Joe-Yah were gonna be stuck doing essays...

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nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.

“OMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!”

Speed weed challenge

So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins

Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday

Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question

Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old

Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom

Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit