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A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.
Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.
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While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.
Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.
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A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.
Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."
Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."
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A way to sabotage someone by placing a folder or other similar flat surface on the top of a bottle/glass filled with water (or any other liquid), flipping the liquid-filled vessel upside down, and then carefully sliding the folder out from beneath, leaving the overturned container on the desk/table/ect. of the victim. Carefully poking holes in the bottom of the receptacle after setting the trap up will also increase the damage done by the Burmese Water Trap, as well as remove the likelihood of your target containing a percentage of the water within the vessel after triggering the trap.
That waitress was extremely rude, so I put her tip inside of a Burmese water trap.
Emo Trap Metal is a music genre containing Emo rap, Emo metal, and trap metal. Arists that make Emo Trap Metal music are: Scarlxrd, Prxjek, Killstation
Yo, do you know any good emo trap metal songs?
Yeah, Save Yxur Grace by Scarlxrd
When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.
Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?
Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”