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A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.
I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.
Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?
Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.
Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler
Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.
Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.
when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.
Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!