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When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.
I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank
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a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock
guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'
guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '
guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'
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To beat the fuck out of your dick.
Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.
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Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
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To wank ur willy
Masturbate
Beat ur meat
Choke the chicken
"I just totally did the British wank bro"
"Do u ever get any pussy"
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Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.
Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.
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A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
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