House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.

The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.

Street water

Water mixed with sugar intended to be used as a drink.

-"hey Mikey Mike, what're you sippin' on?"

-"Just some street water I whipped up in the break room just now bro"

PG water

Something that is equivalent to a nuclear bomb if not signed by a parent

*This is in no way copying Figi Water and is just a joke

Teacher -Hello class, did you bring any water? It’s sports day
Kid a - yeah, I got PG water
Teacher - Did you get your parents signature?
Kid a - No?
Teacher - Go to the principal’s office NOW
Kid a - WTF
Teacher - detention

Water Fountain

A classical machine that gives you water to drink, sometimes in public places like indoor amusement parks, schools, and or peoples work places.

“I’m so thirsty.”
“Then go to the water fountain!”

willy water

cum

“It tastes like Willy Water!”

day water

As the opposite of night water it is the bain of all human existence

I drank some day water and immediately threw up

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Bent water

When you get to drunk with the boys sometimes you become bent water.

Sa stop drinking that cranberry Smirnoff you’re gonna turn into bent water.