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Sea weed in the ocean

A term used to describe the hair on your ass after a long, sweaty and usually hot day.

Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?

Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!

by Reed Garrison February 2, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


weekend warrior weed

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.

what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.

by mastagusta December 18, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny goat weed

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

by jamiefaith March 25, 2008

105๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marvin Gaye weed

A powerful strain of cannabis. After one hit, users are inclined to say "What's goin' on?"

This is called Trainwreck, and it is classified as Marvin Gaye weed.

by the birds and trees August 26, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


santa claus weed

weed that comes from your parents

I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed

by al the yak February 27, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


School into weed meanings

A set of terms that are used for weed terms:
Homework-Weed
Backpack-bong
Handbag(messenger)-pipe
Sentences-Bowl(s)
Essay-Getting Baked
Pencil-Blunt
Pen-Joint
Teacher-dealer
Principal-Cops

detention-Getting caught
Teachers Pet-Snitch

School into weed meanings example

example 1
Me-Hey guys this weekend gonna get some homework

Billy Joe-Yah were gonna be stuck doing essays...

by Double dub IceK March 26, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.

โ€œOMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!โ€

by Ginger McGingerface August 29, 2022