Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls
Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine
Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me
#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby
Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)
Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.
Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one
Jordan, a lovely PIECE OF FUCKING NIGGA BITCH, HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES INFRONT OF HIM, HE EVEN ATE MY FUCKING DOG. HES A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT AND VAPES TO ACT TOUGH AND NIGGERISH, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF
"hey look at jordan being a dumabss nigga again."
"hes doing the jordan again."
the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth
hes so loyal he must be named jordan
A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way